March 13, 1998
Account Number: XXX-XX-9990
Dear Mr. Rip-Off Artist
This letter concerns the money I owe
you. For the past three months I have received bills from you stating that I
owe $1000 for shoddy furniture which you refused to replace or repair. Because
of the incredibly inferior condition of the merchandise I have received, I feel
I owe you no more than $200. It is obvious that there is a good faith dispute
over this bill.
To settle this debt I will send you
a check for $200 with a restrictive endorsement and if you cash that check it
will constitute an accord and satisfaction. In other words, you will receive
from me a check that states "cashing of this check constitutes payment in
full." If you cash this check, that check will take care of what I owe
you.
Sincerely,
Ms. Outraged Customer